Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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