i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just want to make out with him forever
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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