it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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