Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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