So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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