On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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