did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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