i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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