I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
