Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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