yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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