My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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