toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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