i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
