I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
smell my finger.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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