Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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