so explain again why im purple
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My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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