i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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