when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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