Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
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