I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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