It's Friday. Sex?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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