What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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