I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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