I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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