You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
