butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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