after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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