I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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