god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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