Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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