we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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