Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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