i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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