He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
