Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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