billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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