sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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