My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If I die, sorry about rent.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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