3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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