can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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