If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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