I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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