i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I looked at my own cervix.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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