she was so not down for the gang bang
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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