real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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