At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Also, beer. Big fan.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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