I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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