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A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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