babies were throwing up all over the place
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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