he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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