Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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