Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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