what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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